Top 10 Holidays to Drunkenly Ruin

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valentines-day

Every time I try to take a girl out, it doesn't come off. I'll try to compliment her pretty hair and instead insult her big nose and fat tits. So I end up alone on main street, bottle of wine in my hand, yelling insults and vulgarities at couples entering and exiting the fancy restaurants.