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Where better to contemplate the rapid loss of youthful innocence than at a playground, in the dark? It'll be almost like when you were in third grade and made up that game where you had to get around the whole jungle gym without touching the ground; except now, with a water bottle full of vodka! PRO TIP: Lay down cathartically on the soaking wet grass and then wish you hadn't done that when you're freezing cold all night.