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If you’re getting towards the end of summer and still haven’t been able to find a truly fashionable shark to attack you, try the Thresher Shark. True, this semi-basic shark can be found in virtually all temperate and tropical oceans, but its distinctive tail and fun-to-say name will at least set you apart from the endless parade of wannabes showing off their Oceanic White Tip bites.
Where to get attacked:
Try the North Pacific, or failing that, sneak into any midsize aquarium after hours and smear yourself in anchovy paste.