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This isn't actually me...it's just the picture MV made me stare at on Saturday morning while she beat me with a studded cane and told me I should be ashamed that I don't look like this guy in my assless chaps. I may not be able to pull off Aviator sunglasses, but at least I look ADORABLE when I'm sobbing.
