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Nothing says "I've made contact with the outside world today, not that it's any of your business Megan you judgy bitch" like hovering right outside your apartment door waiting for the perfect opportunity to make an entrance. Loiter noiselessly until you hear your roomie exit her bedroom, and then make a huge show of breathlessly sweeping into the apartment. INSIDER TIP: Don't forget to take your phone/wallet/keys/shoes with you - you're more than capable of making up another story about getting mugged by your tinder date, but you don't need that kind of drama in your life.