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Sophies Choice

So you've watched 17 reruns of VH1s Couples Therapy - you're alright with your God, so Megan can fuck right off. Still, just in case little miss "works-for-a-women's-advocacy-nonprofit" is throwing you the side eye, keep something rated above a 64% on Rotten Tomatoes cued up. If Megan comes home in between the "things" she has to "do," just throw on Sophie's Choice or Boys Don't Cry. No one has to know you have no intention of actually bettering yourself as a human being!