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" class="wp-caption aligncenter"> Portebello Burger

This is clearly a portabello mushroom. You have grilled a mushroom, nestled it betwixt a sesame seed bun and tried to pass it off as something that already exists, except is completely different in every way. I will gladly adjust my fries to burger ratio, but don’t think I don’t know what’s going on here!