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Look at these bozos with their glowing martinis. At least they remember what it's like to smile, which you can't say for yourself anymore because it's 11:42 and you're just now calling an Uber. Actually two Ubers, because no one wanted to get an XL even though it's going to cost more for two regular cars. But you weren't going to argue at this point. Oh wait, JK, the group is currently deciding they are not down for paying surge pricing. Which Alexis is pointing out wouldn't have been the case if you'd left two hours ago. Thanks Alexis. That's helpful right now.