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Alexander Fleming

So he discovered Penicillin—I discovered some General Tsao’s from three months ago in the back of my fridge and it was still edible. You’re telling me that if I were a part of this generation of spongers and crybabies, you’d just hand me an award to shut me up? No thank you. All this real life experience is what thickened my skin and made me the man I am today—a man who isn't afraid to subtweet these damn liberals and call them out on their bullshit. Sorry, did I offend you? Lemme discover a meme to paste into your Facebook comments.