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Barista

Now it’s your turn to buy coffee and play this little jape on the barista! When they ask you if you want your usual — the disgusting non-fat decaf skim latte with pomegranate foam that they gave you the first time by mistake, then every time subsequently, and which you have been too polite to correct them on — tell them no, and that you just want a cup of tea. Everyone will get a good laugh out of the look of blank confusion on the poor sucker’s face before you relent and tell him that yes, the usual would be lovely, thank you, thank you so much, sorry about that, thank you.