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Ina Garten

Many people think Ina Garten has already hit rock bottom, and in many ways they're not wrong. But we think, and this is just a guess here, but we think she can take it even further! She'll probably either goes to Thailand without getting the proper vaccines, eats in a seemingly nice restaurant but ingests some local bacteria, resulting in a nasty infection in her throat. But the doctor doesn’t catch it right away, so it spreads to her lymph nodes, and next thing you know she needs four months bed rest and antibiotics. Or, you know, maybe just a regular DUI or something.