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Married? That fucker’s married, with kids? Who the hell would marry Kevin McGinley? You were so sure his life had peaked in Junior year, how can this be? And it’s distressingly likely, looking at his LinkedIn profile (yes you went there) that he earns considerably more than you in a much more interesting job. Clearly, something has gone very, very wrong in the universe.