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If you find yourself suffering from a crippling case of no-human-woman-actually-wants-to-have-children-with-me, just pin all your latent protective tendencies on this tiny little stock photo model. If you can't hope she doesn't get sexually harassed by her landlord for her sake as a human being, at least you can hope it for yourself as her imaginary father.