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Your friend’s kid is highly competitive, and will do anything for even just one savory morsel of food to help get it through yet another harsh and brutal winter. By sliding your plate of celery sticks and cheddar cheese slices across the coffee table while BEING VERY CAREFUL TO AVOID DIRECT EYE CONTACT, you will assure your position as a member of its pack. You don't have to like it, but why not try to get it to like you? In a few years you might want someone to bitch with about its mom anyway.