Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically

Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically

Hudson, a 26-year-old living in the Washington, D.C. metro area, has been “barely getting through" the show for 12 years.
Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

My bosses talk a lot about bandwidth and output and work models, but what they really mean is “I would rather be hanging out with some boobs.”
Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

“I guess hooking up with a random dude in midtier chain restaurant isn’t as great as it was after volleyball tryouts in college."
Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Oh, Megan. Megan who has long brown hair which she washes more than once a week and has never even been mistaken for a man.
Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy

Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy

“I don’t spend money on exotic restaurants or extra toppings. Let’s just say I do not have hot sauce in my bag.”