Man Has Gross Fetish For Very Available Women
August 14, 2017
“I’ll say it: I like to have sex with women who like me. If that makes me ‘weird’ or ‘different’ then so be it. I love myself.”
Why Nothing Can Define Me Except This Very Obvious Tattoo That Says “Bad Bitch”
July 29, 2017
I am beyond description, besides, of course, for “bad bitch,” as designated by this large tattoo on my left shoulder.
But Have You Seen My Collection Of Plastic Bags?
July 21, 2017
When people call me "a loser" or "pitiful," I always say, but have you seen my collection of plastic bags?
Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit
July 19, 2017
“I feel a bit guilty for making these drinks, but they had to know what they were getting into...I mean there were Gummi sharks in there.”
Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically
June 24, 2017
Hudson, a 26-year-old living in the Washington, D.C. metro area, has been “barely getting through" the show for 12 years.
Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs
June 8, 2017
My bosses talk a lot about bandwidth and output and work models, but what they really mean is “I would rather be hanging out with some boobs.”
6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled
June 4, 2017
Pamper yourself a little, and people will start asking if you won the National Spelling Bee as a child.