Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy
April 26, 2017
“I don’t spend money on exotic restaurants or extra toppings. Let’s just say I do not have hot sauce in my bag.”
Why I’m Okay With My Dull, Domestic Life And Billionaire Husband
April 17, 2017
Night after night it’s the same: caviar and champagne on our silk sheets. Boring, I know. But I'm learning to love life in our mansion!
Skinny Friend Thinks You’re Beautiful Just The Way You Are
April 14, 2017
“She's just being nice, but it would also be nice if she stopped aggressively encouraging me to get dessert while refusing to get any."
White Woman Won’t Stop Referring To Her Dog As Her Husband
April 12, 2017
“I’m not actually married to my dog! I mean, I wish. That would be crazy. Is it even legal? Do you know?” says Doyle.
I Accidentally Facebook Lived Myself Eating A Popsicle And Now I Have Three Boyfriends
April 10, 2017
Who would have thought all I’d have to do to find love was stream myself licking an additive-free fruit pop on Facebook?
Culturally Aware Man Harasses Women Of All Races
April 5, 2017
“It’s 2017 after all; there’s no room for discrimination. Regardless of what you look like, if you’re a woman, you should be scared.”
Woman Scared By Shadow Of Her Former Self Meaning Six More Weeks of Winter
February 3, 2017
"Just thinking about how hot I was in college makes me want to jump into a hole," witnesses unanimously agreed.