Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically
June 24, 2017
Hudson, a 26-year-old living in the Washington, D.C. metro area, has been “barely getting through" the show for 12 years.
Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs
June 8, 2017
My bosses talk a lot about bandwidth and output and work models, but what they really mean is “I would rather be hanging out with some boobs.”
6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled
June 4, 2017
Pamper yourself a little, and people will start asking if you won the National Spelling Bee as a child.
Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia
June 3, 2017
“I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered. Sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays."
Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered
May 18, 2017
“I guess hooking up with a random dude in midtier chain restaurant isn’t as great as it was after volleyball tryouts in college."
Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing
May 11, 2017
Oh, Megan. Megan who has long brown hair which she washes more than once a week and has never even been mistaken for a man.
Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy
April 26, 2017
“I don’t spend money on exotic restaurants or extra toppings. Let’s just say I do not have hot sauce in my bag.”