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Jane Garfinkel

Jane is a dog-walker/writer trying to become a writer/dog-walker. She lives in DC. Come try to find her, it's a surprisingly small city.

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How To Take Constructive Criticism So Well People Start Giving It Constantly

How To Take Constructive Criticism So Well People Start Giving It Constantly

Work Stress Starting To Get In The Way Of Personal Stress

Work Stress Starting To Get In The Way Of Personal Stress

I Couldn’t Fix My Boyfriend So I Fixed My Bike And Rode That Instead

I Couldn’t Fix My Boyfriend So I Fixed My Bike And Rode That Instead

When I See a Baby I Well Up With Happiness Because It’s Not Mine

When I See a Baby I Well Up With Happiness Because It’s Not Mine

Woman Has Never Felt Love Like This For The Third Time

Woman Has Never Felt Love Like This For The Third Time

I Paid For Experiences Not Things And Now I’ve Seen A Lot Of Sunsets But Don’t Own Forks

I Paid For Experiences Not Things And Now I’ve Seen A Lot Of Sunsets But Don’t Own Forks

How I Stopped Eating Sugar Except At Restaurants And Work And Friends’ Houses

How I Stopped Eating Sugar Except At Restaurants And Work And Friends’ Houses

Wow! This Woman Loves Her Body Even Though It’s Every Man’s Dream

Wow! This Woman Loves Her Body Even Though It’s Every Man’s Dream

Man Has Gross Fetish For Very Available Women

Man Has Gross Fetish For Very Available Women

Why Nothing Can Define Me Except This Very Obvious Tattoo That Says “Bad Bitch”

Why Nothing Can Define Me Except This Very Obvious Tattoo That Says “Bad Bitch”

But Have You Seen My Collection Of Plastic Bags?

But Have You Seen My Collection Of Plastic Bags?

Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit

Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit