Dear Penthouse: I Frisked The Love Of My Life Today

Dear Penthouse: I Frisked The Love Of My Life Today

Dear Penthouse Forum, I know this sounds cliché, but it started just like any other day. I was stationed right past the metal detector, being unnecessarily surly and practically finger-fucking anyone who tried to sneak a bottle of Pert Plus on an airplane. You know, being a hero. Right when…

10 Fall Scenes Perfect For Your Bittersweet Remembrances of Falls Past

10 Fall Scenes Perfect For Your Bittersweet Remembrances of Falls Past

It’s happened again, as it does almost every year. The leaves have started to change color, the air has started to get cooler, and thoughts turn to simpler times. We collected some of the best fall scenes to help aid you in your reminiscing:

33 Of The Funniest Kids Notes Ever Written

33 Of The Funniest Kids Notes Ever Written

Kids sure have an interesting way of getting their point across — enjoy these thirty-three hilarious kids notes: Enjoy these funny kids notes? Then be sure to check out our other posts on if Disney movie posters were honest and hilarious photos taken the moment before disaster strikes!

19 Things That Are Guaranteed To Ruin Your Day

19 Things That Are Guaranteed To Ruin Your Day

We know what you’re thinking: yeah, there are starving children like 15 blocks away, but did the salad really need that much dressing? No, it didn’t, and you shouldn’t be ashamed for letting trivial matters cast such a long shadow over your life (Gwyneth Paltrow being alive notwithstanding). Today, we…

23 Movies Streaming on Netflix You’re Honestly Never Gonna Watch Anyway

23 Movies Streaming on Netflix You’re Honestly Never Gonna Watch Anyway

With its ever-expanding collection, Netflix has an overwhelming library of movies to choose from. But let’s be real. You’re probably not gonna watch a good 99% of them. Lucky for you, we’ve identified the top 23 movies you can put to rest because you’re never gonna watch them anyway. Mud…

The George Washington Meme Is The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today

The George Washington Meme Is The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today

In a time long ago and a land far away, George Washington heroically defeated the supreme alliance of ISIS and Bulgaria to ensure that rich white men would be allowed to create corporations that were also somehow people. Luckily, what would otherwise be a drab history book has been turned…