Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

Awkwardness Ensues As Biggie’s “Fuck Me (Interlude)” Comes On While Riding In Car With Parent

“Oh my God,” a distraught Nixon stated, burying her face deep into her hands. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

Zoo Declines To Name Newborn Panda, Doesn’t Want To Get “Too Attached”

“Do you know how hard it is to keep these animals alive? Slaughterhouses have a better track record than we do."
Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

Florida Grandma Reports No New Developments In Her Neighbor’s Marital Problems

The 72-year-old retired teacher has been dedicatedly following this story since it first broke two months ago.
Quiet Loner At Laser Tag Arena Clearly Doing Dry Run For Something Horrific

Quiet Loner At Laser Tag Arena Clearly Doing Dry Run For Something Horrific

"He comes in, slaps forty bucks on the table and says 'I'm here to make a statement.' So right there, not great."
37 Cat Memes That Were Exactly What The Internet Was Made For

37 Cat Memes That Were Exactly What The Internet Was Made For

If there's one thing that the internet was made for, it's funny cat memes. And lucky for you, we collected thirty-seven of the best.