Runt of the Web's gallery of thirty hilariously clever shower thoughts that prove the bath tub is where geniuses are made!
"Happy Birthday," William Shakespeare! Because you're sooooo great and important that apparently you still get a birthday party centuries after you die.
Many were outraged to learn PBS censored details of the actor's slave-owning ancestors, but now wonder if the network can hide Ben Affleck movies instead.
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