Jesus Denies Being Socialist: “I’m All About That Crucifix Cash!”

Jesus Denies Being Socialist: “I’m All About That Crucifix Cash!”

“Anytime you slap one of those Jesus fish bumper stickers on your car you’re making me rich. The Almighty Father ain’t got nothin’ on the almighty dollar!”
35 People Who Got Rejected So Hard They’re Probably Living Underground Now

35 People Who Got Rejected So Hard They’re Probably Living Underground Now

Enjoy laughing at these people who got rejected in the most brutal of ways; if this isn't what the witness protection program is for, I don't know what is.
Pokemon Go Gives Local Millennial First Reason To Leave House In Six Months

Pokemon Go Gives Local Millennial First Reason To Leave House In Six Months

“I caught an Eevee!” the millennial exclaimed, shortly after we encountered each other last night at the local tavern.
Friend With Benefits Actually More Of A Liability Than Anything

Friend With Benefits Actually More Of A Liability Than Anything

After crunching some simple numbers, a woman came to the conclusion that her “friend with benefits” may be more of a liability than anything else.
What Was Your “Fuck It, I’m Done With This” Moment?

What Was Your “Fuck It, I’m Done With This” Moment?

From crazy exes to psycho bosses, here are twenty-five times when flipping the bird and riding off into the sunset was well worth it.