Floss Prepares For Annual Appearance In Hygiene Ritual Before Dentist Appointment

Floss Prepares For Annual Appearance In Hygiene Ritual Before Dentist Appointment

Preparing for a routine cleaning with his dentist the following morning, Emmett calls floss his “secret weapon.” 
19 Kids’ Movies Made Dirty With Unnecessary Censorship

19 Kids’ Movies Made Dirty With Unnecessary Censorship

All it takes is a little unnecessary censorship, and suddenly your favorite Disney film is fit for the front page of PornHub.
31 Unbelievably Cute Photos Of Kittens That Died Horribly Just Moments Later

31 Unbelievably Cute Photos Of Kittens That Died Horribly Just Moments Later

Do you know what happens to the kitties in all those adorable photos of kittens you see every day? Tragically, most of them die horrible deaths soon after.
Coldplay Excited About Beyonce Super Bowl Halftime Show

Coldplay Excited About Beyonce Super Bowl Halftime Show

"Beyoncé really embraces performance and spectacle. I mean, let's not mince words here; her music would never come pre-loaded onto a computer."
How To Pick The Cult Whose Uniforms Flatter Your Body Shape

How To Pick The Cult Whose Uniforms Flatter Your Body Shape

There are tons of terrifyingly charismatic demon-men willing to mind-control you, so it's important to pick the one whose robes cling best to your curves!