Cop Gives Polite Verbal Warning To Coked-Up Lion Speeding In Stolen Car

Cop Gives Polite Verbal Warning To Coked-Up Lion Speeding In Stolen Car

"Bernie just needed a break," said Officer Futchler on his leniency towards the drug-addled lion. "I wasn’t gonna send him to jail for one night of fun.”
News From Our Sister Site: Uber Announces Exciting Milestone

News From Our Sister Site: Uber Announces Exciting Milestone

Uber Celebrates Exciting Milstone: Millionth Customer Assaulted And Then Abandoned In Dangerous Neighborhood
Frog Shorts: The Doggy Mirror

Frog Shorts: The Doggy Mirror

The cute little doggy discovers a new toy, but what secrets does this mysterious plaything reveal?
Ask A White Guy: What Was Slashdot?

Ask A White Guy: What Was Slashdot?

God created humanity in his own image: white, male, and pushing a 44 inch waistline. Enter Slashdot, the 'news for nerds' website launched in 1997.
Only 90s Kids Will Remember These Pope John Paul II GIFs

Only 90s Kids Will Remember These Pope John Paul II GIFs

It's hard to think about the 90s without thinking about Pope John Paul the II. We've collected some of his most 90s gifs for your pleasure.