Which Friends Cast Member Is Most Likely To Die First Besides Matthew Perry?

Which Friends Cast Member Is Most Likely To Die First Besides Matthew Perry?

If someone came up to you today and said “Matthew Perry died” you’d feign surprise, but there would be no Schwimmer tears falling.
Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit

Fun Blue Cocktail Ends With Less-Fun Blue Vomit

“I feel a bit guilty for making these drinks, but they had to know what they were getting into...I mean there were Gummi sharks in there.”
34 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes To Read While Trapped In A Bunker

34 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Quotes To Read While Trapped In A Bunker

If you don't get Netflix in your bunker, these thirty-four hilarious Kimmy Schmidt quotes will tide you over until you escape.
Mother Nature Arrested For Breastfeeding Malnourished Planet Earth In Public

Mother Nature Arrested For Breastfeeding Malnourished Planet Earth In Public

A man reportedly screamed at the matriarch, “Hey Lady, your nipples might be the fountain of youth, but I don’t want to have to see them.”
39 Times Tumblr Burned Americans Worse Than A July Sunburn

39 Times Tumblr Burned Americans Worse Than A July Sunburn

We'll be over there to defend ourselves against the Tumblr bullies right after we finish this Baconator and hop on our Lil' Rascal.