Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

"They have them now, and Steve you know this, they have them now where they’re so light they’re only a little black."
66 Wholesome Memes For When The Xanax Runs Out

66 Wholesome Memes For When The Xanax Runs Out

From the ashes of everything-being-just-the-worst rose wholesome memes; a meme that's just as pure, positive, and supportive as it seems.
Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Let me start by addressing the big one: Bowie. I hated to take him from you guys, I really did, but I needed him for Battle of the Bands.
44 Scottish Tweets That Are Hilarious If You Can Decipher Them

44 Scottish Tweets That Are Hilarious If You Can Decipher Them

From the land of leprechauns and sheep comes Scotland's greatest gift to the internet: incomprehensibly funny tweets.
50 Things Only The Painfully Single Will Understand

50 Things Only The Painfully Single Will Understand

Nothing's stopping you from eating ice cream directly out of the container or screaming expletives at the television screen!