Pokemon Go Gives Local Millennial First Reason To Leave House In Six Months
July 19, 2016
“I caught an Eevee!” the millennial exclaimed, shortly after we encountered each other last night at the local tavern.
Friend With Benefits Actually More Of A Liability Than Anything
July 18, 2016
After crunching some simple numbers, a woman came to the conclusion that her “friend with benefits” may be more of a liability than anything else.
What Was Your “Fuck It, I’m Done With This” Moment?
July 17, 2016
From crazy exes to psycho bosses, here are twenty-five times when flipping the bird and riding off into the sunset was well worth it.
27 Of The Worst Places That Pokemon Go Has Sent Players
July 16, 2016
Oh, the places you'll find Pokemon in Pokemon Go.....
27 Excruciatingly Embarrassing Flirting Attempts That Make Us Want To Die
July 15, 2016
If there's one good place to hit on your sister, it's in the comments of her bikini pictures on Facebook.
33 Hilariously Offensive How People Shower Memes
July 14, 2016
As these how people shower memes prove, everyone brings their own unique flair to the act of getting clean.
31 Of The Onion’s Greatest Headlines About Tim Duncan
July 13, 2016
What's a basketball star who is also an avid Dungeon and Dragons player? The perfect target for the Onion.