Pokemon Go Gives Local Millennial First Reason To Leave House In Six Months

Pokemon Go Gives Local Millennial First Reason To Leave House In Six Months

“I caught an Eevee!” the millennial exclaimed, shortly after we encountered each other last night at the local tavern.
Friend With Benefits Actually More Of A Liability Than Anything

Friend With Benefits Actually More Of A Liability Than Anything

After crunching some simple numbers, a woman came to the conclusion that her “friend with benefits” may be more of a liability than anything else.
27 Excruciatingly Embarrassing Flirting Attempts That Make Us Want To Die

27 Excruciatingly Embarrassing Flirting Attempts That Make Us Want To Die

If there's one good place to hit on your sister, it's in the comments of her bikini pictures on Facebook.
33 Hilariously Offensive How People Shower Memes

33 Hilariously Offensive How People Shower Memes

As these how people shower memes prove, everyone brings their own unique flair to the act of getting clean.
31 Of The Onion’s Greatest Headlines About Tim Duncan

31 Of The Onion’s Greatest Headlines About Tim Duncan

What's a basketball star who is also an avid Dungeon and Dragons player? The perfect target for the Onion.