55 Drunk Notes That Are Definitely The Vodka Talking

55 Drunk Notes That Are Definitely The Vodka Talking

Check out these fifty-five hilarious drunk notes the obliterated wrote for their hungover selves to find in the morning.
HELP! All The Kitties In My Cat Cafe Are Trying To Unionize!

HELP! All The Kitties In My Cat Cafe Are Trying To Unionize!

It started slowly - one day I’ve got “I Canz Cheeseburger?” posters on the wall, and the next it’s “I Canz Livable Wage?”
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."
31 Expanding Mind Memes That Prove Enlightenment Is Just 9 Joints Away

31 Expanding Mind Memes That Prove Enlightenment Is Just 9 Joints Away

Some people find enlightenment through study or meditation. We found our nirvana through expanding mind memes.
Man Whose Favorite Move Is The “Tennessee Jackhammer” Unsure How Lesbians Have Sex

Man Whose Favorite Move Is The “Tennessee Jackhammer” Unsure How Lesbians Have Sex

"All the women I know go wild when I take them to pound town for five or six minutes. So what the hell are these chicks even doing!"