38 Photos That Are Most Definitely A Hard Pass

38 Photos That Are Most Definitely A Hard Pass

We have no doubt that in the words of Randy Jackson, these photos will have you saying "Yea, that's gonna be a no for me, dawg."
Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

Wow! This Skilled Balloon Artist Has Never Seen A Naked Lady!

"I know society portrays balloon artists as wild sex machines fighting ladies off with sticks, but that hasn’t quite happened for me yet."
40 Pick Up Lines That Will Either Get You Slapped Or Laid

40 Pick Up Lines That Will Either Get You Slapped Or Laid

Enjoy these funny pick up lines that don't totally suck - don't blame us if you get slapped, do give us the credit if you get lucky!
Google Tests Self-Driving Car That’s Cool If People Masturbate In It

Google Tests Self-Driving Car That’s Cool If People Masturbate In It

“Self-driving cars are the future. They're safer, extremely fuel efficient, and, perhaps most importantly, we can all masturbate in them."
40 Senior Citizens Who Are Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be

40 Senior Citizens Who Are Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be

These senior citizens don't have time for Matlock reruns and bingo night. They're too busy skydiving, partying 24/7 and pullin' babes!