Lauren Schwein, Author On Runt Of The Web

Lauren Schwein

Lauren Schwein is a comedy writer living in Minneapolis. She is also almost definitely a witch.

Recent Posts

Fuck: Kiefer Sutherland Is Back And He Knows His Chameleon Is Dead

Fuck: Kiefer Sutherland Is Back And He Knows His Chameleon Is Dead

The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore

The Cow Goes Moo, The Sheep Goes Baah, And Dad Won’t Be Living Here Anymore

I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

I Am More Than Just A Receptacle For Twizzlers Pull ’n Peel. I Am Also A Man.

Google Tests Self-Driving Car That’s Cool If People Masturbate In It

Google Tests Self-Driving Car That’s Cool If People Masturbate In It

Well This Isn’t Right. Colin Hanks Has All The Train Tickets!

Well This Isn’t Right. Colin Hanks Has All The Train Tickets!

I Love My Baby, But I Wish He Would Stop Saying, “This Human Form Is Limiting”

I Love My Baby, But I Wish He Would Stop Saying, “This Human Form Is Limiting”