White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

The Trump administration has taken steps to phase out Michelle Obama's "Mandatory Abortion of All White Christian Babies" program.
White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

"No matter what we do, it still smells like a dead raccoon soaked in Old Crow came back to life, and then died again behind a leaky radiator."
Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

"What do trees do for us? Nothing. It's time we remind the Earth that it works for us. And if it doesn't like it, it can go take a hike."
After This Jewish Family’s Home Was Vandalized, Their Neighbor Helped By Explaining The Swastika’s Positive Origins In Hinduism!

After This Jewish Family’s Home Was Vandalized, Their Neighbor Helped By Explaining The Swastika’s Positive Origins In Hinduism!

"Mr. Abromov said that symbol is 'full of hate.' Well, actually, sir, it's only a symbol of hate if YOU choose to interpret it that way."
Female Tinder Users In LA Receiving Unsolicited Oscar Pics From Casey, 41

Female Tinder Users In LA Receiving Unsolicited Oscar Pics From Casey, 41

"Is it a nice looking award? Yeah, sure. But so what? Give me some context here. Don't just show your Academy Award cold."