Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.
Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

"What do trees do for us? Nothing. It's time we remind the Earth that it works for us. And if it doesn't like it, it can go take a hike."
Trump Promises To Get Pence Laid During Crazy Spring Break At Mar-a-Lago

Trump Promises To Get Pence Laid During Crazy Spring Break At Mar-a-Lago

The VP nearly had relations in a hot tub with a hyper-sexual foreign woman named Melania, but it was Karen he truly wanted all along.
Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech

Trump Honors Carmen Electra In International Women’s Day Speech

"She taught sixes and sevens all over the world that with a good cosmetic surgeon and a push-up bra, you could be an eight."
Nickelodeon Cancels Milo Yiannopoulous’ Appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Nickelodeon Cancels Milo Yiannopoulous’ Appearance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

"We feel that the comments Milo made in these videos are simply too far and not congruent with the values of our network" Nick execs stated.