Tom Hanks Still Has Yet To Publicly Denounce Cannibalism, What Is He Waiting For?
January 18, 2017
“If Tom Hanks didn’t think eating people was ok, wouldn’t he have said something by now?”
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA
January 12, 2017
Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
33 Celebrities We Wish Had Died In 2016
January 11, 2017
Who among us wouldn’t jump at the chance to trade Justin Bieber’s life for Prince, or Kim Kardashian for…anybody?
27 Struggles That Only An Old-School Gamer Will Understand
January 2, 2017
Kids these days don’t know how good they have it with their auto-saves and their photo-realistic graphics.
Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”
December 17, 2016
“The election is over,” said judge Yur-Hon-Or in regards to the recount. “Skeletor won and the Masters Of The Universe need to get over it!”
44 Bizarre Family Photos That Prove Weird Is Genetic
December 14, 2016
Forty-four ridiculously bizarre family photos that will make for an interesting addition to the family scrapbook.
44 Creepy Santas That We Really Hope Don’t See Us When We’re Sleeping
December 13, 2016
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout or these creepy Santas will rip off your head and swallow your soul!