Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex
May 10, 2017
Paleontologists consider the T-Rex to be the biggest dick in the dinosaur kingdom, but a new discovery suggests it may have also had one.
When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit
May 4, 2017
I’ve stayed sober long enough today to come up with thirteen reasons why 13 Reasons Why is bullshit if you're an overweight balding divorcee.
ACLU Officially Declares Juggalos The Last Group It’s Okay To Discriminate Against
April 19, 2017
"We want people to know that they won’t face any lawsuits from us if they refuse to bake a wedding cake with a giant hatchetman on it."
George R. R. Martin Shaves Off Beard, Finds Missing Last Chapter Of “Winds Of Winter”
April 10, 2017
He had searched everywhere from under his hat to his other pair of jeans - only to finally find them tucked under his ample facial hair.
44 Creepy Easter Bunnies That Will Hide Your Soul Along With Your Eggs
April 8, 2017
If you want to see a great argument for Jewish conversion, check out these terrifying photos of creepy Easter bunnies!
White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight
April 6, 2017
"He's looking up female staffer’s skirts, drinking, smoking cigars...it’s like having Bill Clinton in the White House all over again!”
Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever
March 31, 2017
“I pray every night that on April 1st, Ashton Kutcher is going to crash one of Sean Spicer’s press briefings and announce a Punk'd reboot."