Hey Guys, Fahrenheit 451 Is Good Too You Know, Just Saying…
February 8, 2017
The criminally underrated Fahrenheit 451 is getting left behind. As Señor Small hands himself would say, "Sad."
Steve Bannon Suffers Severe Muscle Cramps In Arm Used To Operate Donald Trump
February 6, 2017
A staffer was forced to call 911 yesterday after chief strategist Steve Bannon lost control of his right arm while operating Donald Trump.
34 Cash Me Ousside Memes That Will Have You Saying “Howbow Dah!”
February 1, 2017
We've all been there: some hoes be laughing and you gotta tell ‘em to cash you ousside. Such is the all too relatable plight of humanity.
Republicans To Repeal Obamacare, Replace It With First Aid Kit From Walmart Camping Section
January 29, 2017
“This one kit has to be enough for everyone so it’s important that nobody take anything unless they really need it,” said Spicer.
29 #AlternativeFacts Tweets That Even Sean Spicer Wouldn’t Agree With
January 25, 2017
You're gonna check out all of these tweets because if you don't, a lizard bear will eat you. #alternativefacts
Academy Awards Tries To Avoid #OscarsSoWhite Repeat, Nominates Madea Halloween For 8 Oscars
January 24, 2017
“We googled all the African American films that came out in 2016 and Boo! A Madea Halloween was the first film on Wikipedia."
Tom Hanks Still Has Yet To Publicly Denounce Cannibalism, What Is He Waiting For?
January 18, 2017
“If Tom Hanks didn’t think eating people was ok, wouldn’t he have said something by now?”