Tom Hanks Still Has Yet To Publicly Denounce Cannibalism, What Is He Waiting For?

Tom Hanks Still Has Yet To Publicly Denounce Cannibalism, What Is He Waiting For?

“If Tom Hanks didn’t think eating people was ok, wouldn’t he have said something by now?”
Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Officially Change USA to USSA

Trump declined to talk to the press about his decision, instead leaving Kellyanne Conway to defend his plan to rename the country.
Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

Eternian Judge Rejects Sorceress’s Request For Grayskull Recount, “Skeletor Won, Get Over it!”

“The election is over,” said judge Yur-Hon-Or in regards to the recount. “Skeletor won and the Masters Of The Universe need to get over it!”
44 Bizarre Family Photos That Prove Weird Is Genetic

44 Bizarre Family Photos That Prove Weird Is Genetic

Forty-four ridiculously bizarre family photos that will make for an interesting addition to the family scrapbook.
44 Creepy Santas That We Really Hope Don’t See Us When We’re Sleeping

44 Creepy Santas That We Really Hope Don’t See Us When We’re Sleeping

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout or these creepy Santas will rip off your head and swallow your soul!