Trump Continues Assault On Media With 2 Girls 1 Cup Video Featuring CNN Logo On Cup
July 4, 2017
"If CNN is going to crap on the White House administration, then the President has every right to take a Cleveland Steamer on Jake Tapper’s chest."
66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything
May 31, 2017
Thankfully we have Twitter to give us countless covfefe tweets gussing what this newest Trumpism truly means.
Ghost of Roger Ailes Seen Haunting Women’s Restroom At Fox News Headquarters
May 28, 2017
Several female interns have reported seeing the spirit of the recently deceased media mogul skulking around the first-floor restroom.
Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex
May 10, 2017
Paleontologists consider the T-Rex to be the biggest dick in the dinosaur kingdom, but a new discovery suggests it may have also had one.
When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit
May 4, 2017
I’ve stayed sober long enough today to come up with thirteen reasons why 13 Reasons Why is bullshit if you're an overweight balding divorcee.
ACLU Officially Declares Juggalos The Last Group It’s Okay To Discriminate Against
April 19, 2017
"We want people to know that they won’t face any lawsuits from us if they refuse to bake a wedding cake with a giant hatchetman on it."
George R. R. Martin Shaves Off Beard, Finds Missing Last Chapter Of “Winds Of Winter”
April 10, 2017
He had searched everywhere from under his hat to his other pair of jeans - only to finally find them tucked under his ample facial hair.