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50 Cent Asks Bottle Service Waitress If He Can Keep Empties For 5¢ Deposit

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Cosby Asks Fans To Wear Earmuffs, Eye Patches For Next Few Months

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Why You Need To Stop Dating Minions That Won’t Go Down On You

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Subway Distances Itself From Jared, Claims They Only Met Once At A Party

Subway Distances Itself From Jared, Claims They Only Met Once At A Party

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Reddit Shutdown Causes 93% Of Content To Disappear On BuzzFeed

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Chris Christie Announces Plans To Give America Monster Wedgie

Chris Christie Announces Plans To Give America Monster Wedgie

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Quiz: Are You Ready To Stream A Hulu Original?

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Supreme Court Rules “If This Is What It Takes To Get Grandchildren” On Same-Sex Marriage

Supreme Court Rules “If This Is What It Takes To Get Grandchildren” On Same-Sex Marriage

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Republicans, Democrats Agree Printer Always Jams At Worst Moment

Republicans, Democrats Agree Printer Always Jams At Worst Moment

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Walmart Opens Early For Confederate Flag Blowout Clearance Sale

Walmart Opens Early For Confederate Flag Blowout Clearance Sale

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Pope Urges God To Stop Using K-Cups

Pope Urges God To Stop Using K-Cups

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