Mushroom Trip Off To Bad Start With Discovery Of Dead, Hairless, Baby Bird On Sidewalk
May 9, 2016
The trip took a dark turn upon discovering a dead baby bird splattered on the sidewalk, mere minutes after having eaten an eighth of psilocybin mushrooms.
Foster Kittens Determined To Make You Regret This Decision As Quickly As Possible
April 23, 2016
Foster kittens Bonkers, Buttons and Felix entered the arrangement with the unspoken understanding that they would make life a veritable hell on earth.
The 10 Hottest Shark Attacks For Your Next Beach Getaway
April 20, 2016
Planning to get attacked by a Great White this summer? So basic! Up your game so everyone knows your shark attack game is on point!
11 Adorable Photos Of Animals Doing Human Things That Signify The End Of The World
April 4, 2016
This is all the proof you need that civilization is about to end. An owl on a skateboard? A turtle smoking a cigarette??! Humanity's days are numbered!!!!!
Barista To Unwind With Relaxing “Bulls Mauling Spectators” Video Compilation
March 28, 2016
In the midst of a stressful week, a barista plans to unwind with a nice, 12-minute video featuring bulls mauling spectators at various festivals in Spain.
Scientists Just Discovered A New Species Of Spider, And It’s Got A Bone To Pick With Ashton Kutcher
March 28, 2016
The scientific community has yet to discover exactly what the new spider species want from Ashton Kutcher, but they're working hard to find out.
Dear Shane: My Buddy Got Deployed To Iraq, So I’m Pet-Sitting His Iguana. Is It Weird That I Like Him More Than My Buddy?
March 25, 2016
Felix gets me. I’ve never felt more understood by anyone in my whole life. And also, he looks 100% hilarious on a skateboard.