Only Italian Restaurant In Small Town Already Fully Booked Through Valentine’s Day 2025, Wide Open Every Other Night
February 11, 2016
Village Trattoria Italian restaurant in Bedford, IA, is preparing for the most special night of the year: the night they make 96% of their annual profit.
A Letter to My 35-Year-Old Self, From My 37-Year-Old Self
February 10, 2016
Dear Slightly Younger Sara Schaefer, this letter is from the future. It’s true, we’ve invented time-travel-mail! The Postal Service was getting desperate.
How To Pick The Cult Whose Uniforms Flatter Your Body Shape
February 4, 2016
There are tons of terrifyingly charismatic demon-men willing to mind-control you, so it's important to pick the one whose robes cling best to your curves!
7 Things That Only 90s Kids Will Remember Masturbating To
February 2, 2016
Put on your favorite Third Eye Blind CD, and let’s go back in time to rediscover all the great things from the 90s that we wish we could still get off to!
27 Times Parents Risked Their Kids’ Lives For A Funny Picture
January 26, 2016
Everyone loves a funny baby photo—but is it really worth putting the baby in mortal danger to get it? Whoever took these scary family photos thought so...
The 33 Most Ridiculously Canadian Photos Ever Taken
January 24, 2016
Bask in the moose-filled, hockey-loving, slightly-intoxicated-Zamboni-driving light of our Northern neighbor with these 33 funny Canada photos.
25 Photos That Prove Florida Is Just The Worst
January 19, 2016
With a population made up of retirees, gun nuts, alligators, drug dealers, and strippers, it's no shock most Americans think Florida is the worst state.