Ken M’s Gumshoe Diary: The Case Of The Day-Off Dame, Pt. 5
August 29, 2015
Sure, I was crying. But I was crying like a man.
29 Unnecessary Censorship Pictures That Prove A Couple Pixels Can Ruin Anything
August 23, 2015
Twenty-nine hilarious unnecessary censorship photos that show how a couple of blurred pixels can make an innocent picture into something totally dirty!
30 Hilarious Help Wanted Ads That Make Unemployment Seem Appealing
August 14, 2015
The people behind these funny help wanted ads meant well, but they did a better job making people laugh than enticing potential employees!
Put Your Boner To Work: 10 Life-Changing Uses For Your Massive Erection
August 8, 2015
It happens to every man at some point: You're at work or in public, and you suddenly get a boner. You can't have sex, can't jerk off--what do you do?
Read Receipt Gravely Looming Under Text Confirming Plans For Tonight
August 4, 2015
Hours after texting her friend, a read receipt lingered without reply, leaving Stacy Weiner with no other choice but to declare happy hour a “lost cause.”
If We Keep Feeling All The Feels, Our Kids Won’t Know What Feels Are
August 1, 2015
We’re the first generation to feel more feels than our parents felt. But if we don't slow down, our kids won't feel a single feel, let alone all the feels.
Cop Gives Polite Verbal Warning To Coked-Up Lion Speeding In Stolen Car
July 30, 2015
"Bernie just needed a break," said Officer Futchler on his leniency towards the drug-addled lion. "I wasn’t gonna send him to jail for one night of fun.”