Twenty Of Ralph Wiggum’s Greatest Quotes

Twenty Of Ralph Wiggum’s Greatest Quotes

In the illustrious words of the Toast, “There is no place on the social structure for a second-grade boy who thinks rats are “pointy kitties” and calls his teacher Mommy.” Today, we pay homage to our favorite minor Simpsons character with our catalog of twenty of the greatest Ralph Wiggum…

Aaron Hernandez Signs 4-Year Contract With Nuestra Familia

Aaron Hernandez Signs 4-Year Contract With Nuestra Familia

Less than 24 hours after Aaron Hernandez was sentenced to life in prison for first-degree murder, the ex-NFL star has already signed a four-year contract with one of the most threatening gangs in the prison system today, Nuestra Familia. Nuestra Familia made Hernandez their first pick, beating out other gangs…

7 Surprising Tax Return Deductions That Will Save You Cash

7 Surprising Tax Return Deductions That Will Save You Cash

My daddy used to say that the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. While I can’t tell you how to cheat death, I can give you a leg up on your tax return. If you follow my list of 7 little known tax return deductions, Uncle Sam…

30 Articles That Would Have Been Hilarious If We Actually Wrote Them

30 Articles That Would Have Been Hilarious If We Actually Wrote Them

Being consistently funny is a lot harder than you’d think. First you have to be funny, then you have to write a whole goddamn article. And who has time for that? We don’t, which is why you’re going to just have to imagine how hilarious these articles would have been…

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