The George Washington Meme Is The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today

The George Washington Meme Is The Greatest Thing You’ll See Today

In a time long ago and a land far away, George Washington heroically defeated the supreme alliance of ISIS and Bulgaria to ensure that rich white men would be allowed to create corporations that were also somehow people. Luckily, what would otherwise be a drab history book has been turned…

6 Weather Forecasts That Disprove Jay-Z and Beyoncé Divorce Rumors

6 Weather Forecasts That Disprove Jay-Z and Beyoncé Divorce Rumors

For all you haters who think America’s most popular couple is on the rocks, we present you with the top weather forecasts proving there’s no way Jay and Bey are getting divorced. From cloudy skies in Boston, Massachusetts, to 50 mph winds in Madison, Wisconsin, here’s indisputable evidence that the…

History’s Best Comebacks: When Insults Were An Art

History’s Best Comebacks: When Insults Were An Art

Ah, the past. Not only did people dress better, but they also doled out much crisper insults. Enjoy twenty-three of history’s best comebacks that prove you don’t have to drop the F-bomb to make someone feel terrible about themselves: Enjoy this fine collection of history’s best comebacks? Then be sure…

What’s Giving Neil DeGrasse Tyson A Boner: A Study on the Wondrous Peculiarities of the Observable Universe

What’s Giving Neil DeGrasse Tyson A Boner: A Study on the Wondrous Peculiarities of the Observable Universe

The Big Bang It all started with the Big Bang. Imagine the entirety of the universe compacted into some weird ball or sponge or whatever. Maybe it was a loaf of bread — who really knows? But thankfully, it exploded and all this stuff flew everywhere and here we are…

Tindafella: The Guy Who Hilariously Recreates Women’s Tinder Pictures

Tindafella: The Guy Who Hilariously Recreates Women’s Tinder Pictures

For those of you unaware, Tinder is a “dating” app where attractive people go to feel better and ugly people go to feel worse. Upon his own personal journey on Tinder, Jarrod Allen discovered that there was a certain format that most females used for their profile pictures and decided…

Famous People Are Just Like You!

Famous People Are Just Like You!

Between flawless appearances on the red carpet and larger-than-life performances in film and television, it’s no surprise that stars make us go “OMG!” in our pants. But beneath their candy shells, celebrities are just as remarkably unremarkable as you! They chew their own food! They wear other people’s hair! They…