Putin: “You Call It Annexation, I Call It Love”

Putin: “You Call It Annexation, I Call It Love”

By Vladimir Putin I realize this may perplex many of you. You’ve probably read about my “annexation” of Ukraine, attempting to “invade” the place for some sort of selfish nonsense like oil, geopolitical strategy, or ego. I understand that when you’re a world leader, people assume the worst about your…

Ken M’s Gumshoe Diary: The Case Of The Day Off Dame

Ken M’s Gumshoe Diary: The Case Of The Day Off Dame

Today was my big day off. I’d finally solved a case, which meant it was payday, which meant it was laundry day, which is why I always insist on getting paid in cold, hard quarters. I was looking forward to having clean clothes again. For the past few days, I’d…

Frog Shorts: Seahorse

Frog Shorts: Seahorse

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti. For more of his work, check out his Tumblr, whosthewhatnow If you enjoyed this exploration into mortality you should check out Frog Shorts: Laptop

8 Unusually Personal Oscar Categories Suggested By Netflix

8 Unusually Personal Oscar Categories Suggested By Netflix

With increasingly discerning audiences, Netflix categories are constantly evolving to direct customers to films that match their tastes. The specificity can be unnerving at times, but then again, you sure did love those “Raunchy Comedies Featuring a Strong Female in Pre-Soviet Russia Circa 1910.” For those of you that have seen all…

50 Of The Funniest Simpsons Quotes Ever

50 Of The Funniest Simpsons Quotes Ever

If you are looking to convince intelligent-looking strangers that you are funny, there’s no better way than randomly injecting Simpsons quotes that are semi-relevant to the conversation. Because who can argue with Ralph Wiggum? No one, that’s who. So starting learning all of these fifty hilarious Simpsons quotes from top…

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