If We Keep Feeling All The Feels, Our Kids Won’t Know What Feels Are
August 1, 2015
We’re the first generation to feel more feels than our parents felt. But if we don't slow down, our kids won't feel a single feel, let alone all the feels.
Cop Gives Polite Verbal Warning To Coked-Up Lion Speeding In Stolen Car
July 30, 2015
"Bernie just needed a break," said Officer Futchler on his leniency towards the drug-addled lion. "I wasn’t gonna send him to jail for one night of fun.”
Donald Trump’s Lawyer Actually Just Trump Disguised In Barrister Wig
July 28, 2015
Donald Trump also divulged that all other members of his “inner circle” have just been him dressed in various getups bought at Ricky’s.
Taco Bell Introduces New Wrapper That Can Be Folded Into A Colostomy Bag
July 25, 2015
Taco Bell's food comes out as fast as it goes in, but the company has designed a solution: new wrapper that doubles as a prosthetic waste receptacle.
44 Moments That Tumblr Got It Hilariously Right
July 24, 2015
Runt of the Web's funny gallery of forty-four times Tumblr got things gloriously right!
Taylor Swift Apologizes To Nicki Minaj In Diet Coke Commercial Starring 9,831 White Victoria’s Secret Angels
July 23, 2015
“I missed the point,” said Swift, “and I’m still not sure what it was, but I hope this Diet Coke commercial shows Nicki that I’m truly sorry.”
I’m A Fundamentalist Conservative, But Tbh I’ve Read Neither The Bible Nor The Constitution
July 22, 2015
I spend most of my life fighting the good fight for our Constitution and my Bible. But real talk? Between us? Tbh, I've never read either of those books.