What Buzzfeed Articles Should Really Be Titled

Anyone with half a brain loves BuzzFeed. And anyone with a whole brain loves BuzzFeed at least half as much. We managed to smuggle out a set of original BuzzFeed headlines before they were polished by the site’s fine editorial staff, and now we’re sharing them for the greater hope of a gooder internet. Hover over or tap on the image to reveal the pre-Buzznotized text:

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