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Pawn Off Someone Else

Your friend’s kid is like a goldfish in several ways, from their ability to retain attention for no more than 3 seconds at a time, to only growing as large as the glass bowl environment they are kept in. You can use the former to your advantage by simply introducing it to someone or something else, such as another child with which to socialize, or the family cat. This cat is notoriously ruthless when you get anywhere near it's stomach, but how else is the kid going to learn? You're doing it a favor, really.