McDonald’s Replaces Happy Meal Toys With Insulin
August 31, 2016
After failed attempts to disguise their children’s offerings as healthy, McDonald’s has decided to replace Happy Meal toys with insulin.
39 People That Are Definitely Having A Worse Day Than You
August 30, 2016
You think you're having a bad day? Just wait until your child comes back home from school with a backpack full of their own poop.
Latest Corporate Merger Means 85% of America Now Has The Same Boss
August 29, 2016
The Dow Jones skyrocketed when Vextros Industries merged with Allied Global and as a result, 85% of Americans now have the same boss, Jeff Leighty.
45 Celebrity Name Puns That Will Make You Giggle Like An Idiot Baby
August 28, 2016
Low Level Of Depression All Woman Needs To Get Through Netflix Series In One Night
August 27, 2016
26 People So Out Of Touch That They May As Well Live On Mars
August 26, 2016
When you live your life in seclusion. you lose the feedback that would change your behavior. Without this, our weird habits get normalized, like thinking that it's OK to reuse toilet paper.
34 Brilliant Ideas That Need To Be Implemented Everywhere. Immediately.
August 25, 2016
Prepare to have your mind blown by these brilliant ideas and demand that they be rolled out everywhere soon after.