White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings
June 17, 2017
"When I get angry or inappropriate with the press, the collar delivers 4500 volts directly to my neck. Questions?”
High School Math Teacher Seems To Misunderstand The Meaning of “MILF”
March 18, 2017
“It’s amazing other math teachers have already solved this problem. I mean how great is ‘Man, I Love Fractions?’ Or ‘MILF’ for short."
Mike Pence Announces Nationwide Ban On Dancing
March 11, 2017
Pence says they made this decision based on an accumulation of data that shows a direct correlation between dancing and illegal immigration.
Baby Born On Inauguration Day Crawls Back Into Mother’s Womb
January 27, 2017
“She literally crawled back inside me,” said Ms. Davidson. “It was like a rabbit trying to escape into its burrow."
4th Grader Humiliated When Dad Drops Mixtape At Parent-Teacher Conference
January 26, 2017