If Trump Wins, I’m Moving To Bora Bora
March 30, 2016
If Trump wins, I will have no other choice except to move to paradise on earth, and it's not just because my frequent flier miles cover it.
Dear Shane: My Buddy Got Deployed To Iraq, So I’m Pet-Sitting His Iguana. Is It Weird That I Like Him More Than My Buddy?
March 25, 2016
Felix gets me. I’ve never felt more understood by anyone in my whole life. And also, he looks 100% hilarious on a skateboard.
Rapist Community Speaks Out: “If Cross-Dressing And Entering Women’s Bathrooms Is Illegal, We’ll Just Have To Stop Raping”
March 24, 2016
The rapist community takes a stand against a North Carolina bill that mandates people to only use public restrooms corresponding to their “biological sex."
March Madness Causes Company To Exceed Q1 Small Talk Quota
March 24, 2016
Thanks to March Madness small talk in the office, GE says it’s on-track to not only fill, but exceed its small talk quota for Q2.
19 Grown-Ass Adults That Give A Shit About The Divergent Series
March 18, 2016
The Divergent series is a teen dystopian drama, but that won't stop these grown-ass adults from heading to theaters too!
Jury At Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Endures Yet Another Day Of Suppressing Vomit
March 17, 2016
The jury at the Hulk Hogan Sex Tape trial has been patiently listening to testimonies while trying not not hurl everywhere.
Meryl Streep Added As African American Presenter At Oscars To Increase Diversity
February 12, 2016
"We actually already booked Meryl Streep as a presenter, but now we're grateful to have her officially listed as presenter of color.”