Since 1989, Bartholomew J. Simpson has been America’s favorite big brother. A perpetually 10-year-old boy with a heart of gold and the irresistible urge to ruin everything in his path, Bart is best known for his antics, but can also hold his own when it comes to delivering classic one-liners. These classic Bart Simpson quotes prove that he’ll always be capturing America’s hearts and shorts:
Thanks Buzzfeed for some of these classic quotes and catchphrases. For more Simpson's amusement, check out the 50 funniest Simpson's quotes of all time, and 75 hilarious Homer quotes to remind you why family should always come first.