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If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Have you ever wondered what celebrities like Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise would look like if they didn’t live in the sun drenched Hollywood hills? If they were from, say, the land of 1,000 Walmarts instead? Here are some of the best images of what the stars would like if they exchanged Los Angeles for Sioux City:

Midwest Celebrity John Travolta

midwest celebrities john travolta If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Sharon Stone

midwest celebrities sharon stone If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Gwen Stefani

midwest celebrities gwen stefani If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Britney Spears

midwest celebrities britney spears If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Ashlee Simpson

midwest celebrities ashlee simpson If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Sarah Jessica Parker

midwest celebrities sarah jessica parker If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Nicole Kidman

midwest celebrities nicole kidman If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrities Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones

midwest celebrities catherine zeta jones michael douglas If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Johny Depp

midwest celebrities johnny depp If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Tom Cruise

midwest celebrities tom cruise If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrities Olsen Twins

midwest celebrities olsen twins If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrities Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

midwest celebrities marc anthony jennifer lopez If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

Midwest Celebrity Pamela Anderson

midwest celebrities pamela anderson If Celebrities Were From The Midwest

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  • Candy McGraw

    The person who made this up can BITE ME! I’m from northern Indiana and I can tell you we are not all heffers. Just because we don’t have the sun and warm weather all year  long doesn’t mean we are all fat. Most of us take care of ourselves and we don’t have all of the wrinkles that the sun worshipers have.  I’m sick of the way all of us from the midwest are portrayed. You people can bite are snow white butt’s
     

    • Michael

      OUR snow white butts..!!!..less saturated fat, and more school for you.

  • Joy

    And here are some actual midwest celebrities…

    Prince

    Madonna

    Brad Pitt

    January Jones

    Elijah Wood

    Micheal Jackson

    Paul Rudd

    Cedric the Entertainer

    Hillary Swank

    David Letterman

    Vivica A Fox

    Eminem

    Bob Dylan

    Judy Garland

    Sitting Bull

    Hubert Humphrey

    Marlon Brando

    Malcolm X

    John Wayne

    Jesse James

    Chuck Berry

    Willem Dafoe

    James Dean

    Paul Newman

    Dean Martin

    Thomas Edison 
    John Deere 
    The Wright Brothers 
    Henry Ford 

    Norman Borlaug
    Ernest Hemingway 
    Mark Twain 
    Walt Disney 
    Abraham Lincoln 
    Dwight Eisenhower 

    Harry Truman 
    Warren Buffett Benny Goodman James Van Allen Charles Shultz Frank Lloyd Wright Miles Davis Paul Harvey Quincy Jones Bob Newhart Ronald Regan Richard Pryor Carl Sandburg  Eli Lilly David Letterman John Cougar Mellencamp Kurt Vonnegut Jr. John Atanasoff Ann Landers Abigail Van Buren Herbert Hoover

  • marcos matheos

    I thought Britney Spears was from Louisiana? Them thar Simpson girls are from Tejas…
    Ol’ johnny Depp is a Kentucky boy- I guess they would look like this if they’d stayed home and not moved to hollywood…? Meh-

  • Georger1974

    Can someone fire this hack?  It’s 2012 bitch.

  • South Dakota

    I’m sorry, but Ashton fuckin’ Kutcher. Midwesterners aren’t all fat with big hair. Pretty sure we look like the rest of the nation.

  • CrybabyHater

    This is some funny shit and DEAD ON ACCURATE.  Pay no attention to the whiney crybabies who have NO sense of humor.  The pic of Britney Spears doesn’t even appear to be altered.

  • UnNews

    Johnny Depp is from Kentucky, as is George Clooney.

  • UnNews

    Sarah Jessica Parker is from Ohio (pretty much a “core” midwestern state).

    Sharon Stone is from very western PA (next to the Ohio border).

    And Pamela Anderson is from Canada (which, to many people, is pretty much like the Mid-West).