Oh, you want a cup of Jesus’s blood? We have a nice Malbec tonight. You also want some excellent Christian tweets about our lord and savior? We have those, too. Sometimes, nothing feels more godly than sitting back and laughing at Jesus:
Thank you Buzzfeed for helping us create this sinful gallery. Also check out these hellish galleries: hilarious Cards Against Humanity that prove we'll have friends in hell and grim reaper memes that show death is getting real tired of your crap.