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The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

In case there was ever any doubt how truly stupid people can be, having a look at the things people actually post on Facebook is a great way to remind yourself. Case in point, the dumbest Facebook posts of all time:

Facebook shows why I worry for the future

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Not the smartest Facebook status

dumbest facebook posts aunt uncle The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

It should be impossible to be this dumb

dumbest facebook posts escalator The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

That’s not a belly button…

dumbest facebook posts dog kiss The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

Don’t share your thoughts on Facebook

dumbest facebook posts halloween The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time: Goldfish for cash?

dumbest facebook posts goldfish gold The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

Just one little problem…

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Using books at the library… imagine that!

dumbest facebook posts library reading The Dumbest Facebook Posts Of All Time

And the winner of dumbest Facebook post ever…

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Enjoy these spectacular Facebook fails? Then check out Nine Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions and The Seven Funniest Facebook Statuses Ever.

Comments
  • I’ve seen worse, and

    The aunt/uncle post isn’t dumb at all, if you look at the time stamps, the one saying she’s an uncle is the next morning.

    • Shirley you jest

      You’re kidding I hope. 

      • I don’t jest,

        and don’t call me shirley

        • I hate people

          Really…. she would be an aunt no matter then gender of the baby… now it depends if she has a niece or nephew…. people these days =/

          • Farnsworth

             I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    • Klutz2004

      >.< Trying to see if your trolling or if you actually believe what you just wrote. lol. SHE cannot be an uncle…ONLY an Aunt….Well, unless she has a sex change…then she would be a he and it would be all good. 

      • Mw42282

         Oh, c’mon, y’all.  The aunt/uncle thing is a JOKE that my 90-year-old mother has been making for years.

        • Whffden

           Agreed!, and was recycled as a blonde joke, a Polish joke, Belgian, P.R.s, etc….

    • Auhaggf

      hello if she’s AN UNCLE did you read the post? 

    • Jackk

       Looks pretty dumb to me since she will be an Aunt regardless of the gender of the child.

    • Kingni

      um. having a nephew or a niece doesn’t change whether you are an aunt or an uncle.  YOUR gender determines whether you are an aunt or uncle.  glad you thought through that one.

    • oh boy

      She still thinks she’s an Uncle… She can only be an Aunt whether it’s a boy or girl

    • http://salami-orchids.blogspot.com Plum Jo

      The aunt/uncle post is INCREDIBLY dumb, and it has nothing to do with time stamps. 

    • Tommy

       she is a she…..she can’t be an uncle…………………………………moron!

    • PandaNap

      Oh god, tell me you’re joking.

    • You’re trolling right?

      Dude… where did you see worse? Your own facebook page?

  • Beefokeefe22

    ‘Using books at the library… imagine that!’ I think my brain just imploded.
     

  • holy hell

    I am scared for my life at this exact second.

  • Lowwe22

    These posts concern me .. 

  • Damnthisisbad

    I’ve seen worse, andYour comment scares me it should be in one of the pictures above! what did you not understand about she’s an uncle. SHE’S AN UNCLE 

    • Moth

      Erm… Unless she plans to have a sex change depending on the gender of her sibling’s child, she would be an aunt regardless.

      Your uncle is the brother of one of your parents. Brothers are male siblings. Uncles are male.

      • Matthew_832

        Wow good job, you are smart!!!

        • PandaNap

          No, “Damnthisisbad” is just an idiot. Thank you anyway, though.

          EDIT: Crap, posted under the wrong account. Oh well, you get the idea anyway.

          • Anon

            Alt accounts… forever alone

      • Brian

        I though Alaska was part of Russia and now I realize it is in america. I need to study a bit of Geography…

        • vanillajoystick

           Well, Alaska used to be a part of Russia……

      • MommA

        I think what she’s trying to say is to have either a niece or a nephew..lol!

        • http://www.facebook.com/george.grabek George Grabek

          A shemale, is a Morphan Dyke that has pussy & a pennis…But I doubt if that is what they were referring to…..

      • potluckpotatoes

        Yeah we all know this, that’s why it’s funny. We don’t need you to explain it to us retard.

      • Kate

        I think this was a joke based off an old FRIENDS episode.

    • Earthling3

      Thunderingly stupid, sir. Congratulations – I believe you’ve set the bar.

  • Tallguysproductions

    These pics are hilarious as hell! I enjoy these so much that want to include this on my comedy channel. 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odAal73vo9E&feature=plcp&context=C4140539VDvjVQa1PpcFM_Ho1febcdAJ5PlFsQ6oJJyisKwCg9NoU%3D

  • somechic

    its a good thing she got an abortion. someone that dumb should not have kids… EVER.

    • Guest

      An abortion is never good

      • No

         An abortion is ALWAYS good.  In fact we should extend the parent’s right to abort their child into the 70th trimester.

      • Dexter

        fuck you

        • bumpkin

          Dexter- are you asking someone to share the responsibility of parenting a child with you? I am not sure, in the context of these posts, if I get where you are really coming from. Either way, No thanks. I am a master at leg-crossing and saying No.

      • derp

        they wouldn’t be necessary if you had to take a test to be a parent. you have to have a license to fish, you should have one to bare children. The last thing we need is the snookie’s of the world to be with child…

        • thedude

          Lmao it has happened

        • HERP

          sounds unconstitutional

          • bumpkin

            Abortion? Yes. We have the right to LIFE, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, which is definitely stolen from us once we are murdered for money and parts. Using dead babies for face-wrinkle treatment is BIG business!

        • bumpkin

          I definitely think ‘baring’ a child could get one arrested for child porn, but ‘bearing’ a child is a noble cause, since all of those souls in Heaven, all lined-up, waiting for their chance to come to Earth to gain a body and an education in fool-navigation are really hoping for a loving, kind-hearted person to just say yes and give them a chance.

      • bumpkin

        It just occurred to me that there are maybe a few million girls that do not know how to cross their legs, or use the word “no” in a sentence! One would/could go through an entire lifetime and not come to this realization! –HEY!!! I believe I have a new purpose in life! I am now a personal leg-crossing/word “no”-saying trainer/instructor! I will get RICH! Its a goldmine out there!

    • Jay

      People like these from the article are reasons why I support abortion.

    • garcesm75

      she should choose the lesser evil

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000528297116 Charles Freeman

    bitch could have lost a few more pounds if she’d had her head liposuctioned…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Smith/672297564 Bryan Smith

      would doubt there would be anything to extract in that region of space

      • Rowshan Ali

        LOL

  • Alesana891

    /facepalm on the abortion one

  • jdscarface

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…

    That awkward noise you make when throwing priceless jewelry off a boat…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGl5-blQBE

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003544398105 Chuck Robert Mangione

    They voted.  Congratulations America.  And now a word from the President…

  • http://ipad3release.me/iphone-5-conceptual-pictures/ iphone 5

    Haha… Interesting pictures… and statuses… :P

  • Scylla

    I think the goldfish one was a joke…but the rest are just depressing

  • Vivisect Christ

    @4ac3c9b4f117334fe6094d35ccfe5c79:disqus  You do realize the joke in that, right? She’s obviously completely retarded, and doesn’t know that she is an AUNT, and doesn’t change titles due to the gender of the kid. Wow.

  • http://dbakeca.com Dbakeca Italia

    This world is going down…

  • herpderp

    *face palm to all of these*

  • Firstevil

    So for the people who thought Alaska was an island – didn’t it seem strange that one edge was… COMPLETELY FLAT. LIKE A BORDER.

  • Earthling3

    As anyone can easily see, humanity has successfully reversed evolution.

  • Bells

    My head hurts from all of the stupidity here, both in the original posts and in the comment section.

    • bumpkin

      The comments are merely amusing and serve as punctuation to the dunderheaded posts above. Surely they aren’t the measure of a person… -OK.. Maybe so…

  • Anna Molly

    The abortion girl. OMG it’s girls like that who took away abortion rights to girls who actually need it (for purposes other than, “I was stupid, I slept around, and I forgot that I could get pregnant”) Fucking whore.

    • kim

      Would you rather her actually raise a child?

      It’s a catch 22 with cases like that.

  • mauricio
  • Sandy Price

    I feel really smart after reading these…

  • brandon7898

    holy fuck!!! the dumb bitch on the escalator. wow, her freakin mom should’ve swallowed. simply amazing how what brain she has doesn’t come close to the size of half a particle in a line of horse shit.

  • cr2zybadger

    Some of these might actually be jokes you know

  • ftf123

    Idiots are subsidized and breed. Part of the plan.

  • concerned

    The abortion girl left me speechless. Her full name is Kelly Locksworth, from southern California. Give her hell commentators- prepare her for HER afterlife.

  • bumpkin

    NOW I understand politics a little better.

  • Tara

    To tell the truth .. Im thirteen , and all of these posts are beyond stupid.. I worry for my future .

  • Nikki Graham

    If the person who didn’t know that Alaska isn’t an island, isn’t from America, then that is a perfectly valid assumption. If every map she’s ever seen of Alaska is where it’s not in its proper position and doesn’t know that it’s been moved to fit on the map, how is she supposed to know it’s connected to Canada? (I know people who didn’t know that New York was a state, as they’d never been taught/heard that it was. They’d heard of New York City and just assumed it was a city in another state. I (and them) are from England fyi.) But if the person is from America, all excuse are gone.

  • Okamido

    For some reason i know all these posts are from americans

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.grabek George Grabek

    I think Samantha is just look’n for a lil Doggie action… I heard her other Dog is a Great Dane..

  • me

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/madeline.griffith.10 Madeline Griffith

    That 12 year old at the library comment actually made me cringe. Mostly because I know people exactly like those idiots who love “gowin ta paties”