Oh, Florida. Call it the Sunshine State, call it the Panhandle, call it America’s wang—just don’t call it asking for good advice. With a population made up entirely of retirees, gun nuts, alligators, drug dealers, and strippers, it’s no shock that the state is not exactly known for its good decisions. If you’re looking for the last good time you’ll have in your life, however, Florida is the place to be. These photos are all the proof you need that, really, Florida is the worst.
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