40 Pick Up Lines That Will Either Get You Slapped Or Laid

Pick up lines may never work, but they’re still fun to read. If your options this Valentine’s Day are either your hand or one desperate last bid at romance, you’ve got nothing to lose by whipping out one of these bad boys and seeing where the chips fall. Enjoy these forty funny pick up lines that don’t totally suck:

Thanks to Reader's Digest for some of the funny pick up lines used in this gallery. For more sexy failures in love and relationships, check out some horribly embarrassing prom photos, and the best Someecards about romance!

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