Valentine’s Day┬áreally turns up the pressure on romance, and all of a sudden your kind attempt at thoughtful gift-giving turns into “Did you really get me two loose toilet paper rolls from the deli again?” For all of us who can’t be bothered to call seven months in advance for a dinner reservation, here are thirty-eight funny Valentine’s Day cards that say “I remembered it’s Valentine’s Day, what more do you want from me”:

Thank you to Tumblr for helping us through lonely nights, as you always do. For more hilarious commentary on love and rejection, check out memes for single people and Tinder profiles that give us hope for romance!

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