The Internet Oracle: The Philosoraptor Meme

Anti-joke chicken says:

1) smoothie – the definition of a smoothie requires
milk/yogurt/ice cream There is no dairy in ketchup.

2) Lady Gaga – whatever the hell she wants

3) save – “Keep safe or rescue (someone or something) from
harm or danger.” So both are correct

4) John Wayne – possibly, except for the completely wrong
personalities

5) M Night Shyamalan – hopefully

6) opposite day – congrats, you figured out something most
elementary school kids figure out the first time they try to have opposite day

7) Satan – Satan doesn’t punish evil-doing, God does.

8) Paradox – this is unanswerable because it could not
happen in the real world.

9) Tarzan – From Tarzan of the Apes – “Was not hair
commencing to grow upon his face? All the apes had hair upon theirs but the
black men were entirely hairless, with very few exceptions. True, he had seen pictures in his books of men with great masses of hair upon
lip and cheek and chin, but, nevertheless, Tarzan was afraid. Almost daily he
whetted his keen knife and scraped and whittled at his young beard to eradicate
this degrading emblem of apehood. And so he learned to shave–rudely and painfully, it is true–but, nevertheless,
effectively.”

10) lan parties – Some already do.