Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

With the sudden rise of Occupy Wall Street and it’s unifying phrase I Am The 99%, we were left to wonder who exactly is the 1%. Turns out the answer is none other than Fancy Crab, the elitist underwater crustacean that loves puns:

fancy crab one percent Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab manual labor Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab meme million clams Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab octopi wall street Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab raise taxes Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab meme christmas Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab on ows Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

fancy crab shell corporations Meet The Top 1 Percent: Fancy Crab

Comments

http://www.halfbakedpotatoes.com/creamofthecrop Half Baked Potatoes

Ha, classic. Nothing better then a few cheezy puns!

click my name for a funny site.
Otis

Now this is cool…..
Scott McRae Collingwood

The last one was a total anticlimax, thats all
http://www.facebook.com/people/Joanne-G-Mann/1321086410 Joanne G. Mann

a good one now we need one about buying goods made by Americans in America keeping Jobs where they belong!
- anonymous
  
  Please go away
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YXAIL66Y6B54WHYYJDUVAVUU74 Robert
  
  yes, please stop using the internet you down syndrome looking moron.
  
  unless…. of course…. your DTF
  - robertisanidiot
    
    hmmm… idiocy combined with stupidity… combined with pre-conception, prejudice and more stupidity…. this has to be the most amazing thing i’ve ever read. You agree with the girl, then proceed to tell her that she should stop using the internet because she is… and i quote… a down syndrome looking moron…. but yet… you agreed. i am seriously confused… your picture looks like an apostrophe but your grammer is terrible… also… your a cunt.
    - http://wireless-city.com Gallandof
      
      Exclamation point(!). Not apostrophe(‘).
    - robertisanidiotisanidiot
      
      and yet ironically YOUR grammar is terrible… YOU’RE a cunt
    - TheLaughingTroll
      
      You’re a cunt* FTFY
    - robertisanidiot_isanidiot
      
      hahahaha I love when people point out others’ grammar mistakes while using terrible grammar (and not spelling grammar correctly). so funny. Also, that’s an exclamation point, not an apostrophe, you dumbass.
http://magtrends.com/justin-bieber-celebrates-18th-birthday/ justin bieber 2012

interesting…
haven

quite
http://ipad3release.me/ Damon

cool… and cool..
askjghaiosuuf

I would love some context on why this photo was ever taken.
- kurisushiro
  
  Boredom, why else?
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Beccamorrison5

The plural of octopus is octopodes, not octopi. If you’re using a Greek prefix you use a Greek suffix.