6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled
June 4, 2017
Pamper yourself a little, and people will start asking if you won the National Spelling Bee as a child.
Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia
June 3, 2017
“I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered. Sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays."
White House Press Release Written On Back of Nuclear Codes
June 2, 2017
“We have in no way jeopardized Americans,” President Trump stated in another press release written in crayon on the back of an Arby’s napkin.
31 Prom Dress Fails That Will Make You Happy Nobody Asked You To Prom
June 1, 2017
Whether it's the wrong color, the wrong size, or sheer enough fabric for a full frontal view, they all have one thing in common: China.
66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything
May 31, 2017
Thankfully we have Twitter to give us countless covfefe tweets gussing what this newest Trumpism truly means.
Guy Wonders If Watching “The Handjob’s Tale” Makes Him Part Of The Problem
May 31, 2017
"The society in the show is everything I oppose, but then I started watching, and I gotta be real: those maid outfits make me wanna nut.”
Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days
May 30, 2017
Sources say she's made a substantial effort to get "within even a 100-mile radius of her husband," but things seem to keep popping up.