Forced photos of politicians pretending they know how to do stuff like regular people are always horrible. Combine that with America’s toxic gun culture and you end up with every Republican running for president posing for pictures armed like they’re Mad Max. That’s why Matt Haughey took it upon himself to turn these photos upside down, replacing every gun with an enormous dildo. Will it change the world? Probably not. Will it help show how awkward these guys look as they blunder haplessly along the campaign trail? Absolutely.
Thanks to Matt Haughey for crafting the beautiful images above. And if you enjoyed this gallery of Republicans getting more familiar with their phallic side, check out our other galleries on Republican candidates talking about Trump and the funniest tweets about Donald Trump!