10 Ways You’re Ruining Everything With Your Smartphone

Although it’s a wonderful feeling to be able to send out lewd pictures of yourself that will self-destruct, to look up the answer to any question in the world in under thirty seconds at any time, and to record high definition video of a fight outside of Pizza Hut, there’s no doubt that smartphones are pretty much ruining everything about actual life. Here are 10 reasons your smartphone use is on a path of destruction:

A Smartphone Is Not A Replacement For Human Contact

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Remember at Sarah’s sleepover when everyone’s battery died and there was a fist fight over who got to use the charger first? LOL!

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And forget about dinner conversation. Besides being neglected for your mom’s iPhone, you’ll be blinded by everyone else’s.

And It’s Not A Human Companion

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Yes, in fact you can exist a minute on this planet without desperately refreshing your Facebook feed.

Watch the Band, Not Your Smartphone Screen

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Living in the moment is so passé!

A Smartphone Is Also Not a Mirror

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How Many Angles Can You Photograph Using Your Right Arm Alone?

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Unless This is You, Constant Selfies Need to Stop

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They Know That You Know That They Know That You’re Ignoring Their Texts

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How can you ignore anyone anymore when everyone knows that everyone else has their smartphone on them at all times?

Food Photography is a Gross Obsession

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Babies Are Already Addicted to Smartphones

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And they don’t even know how to properly use them.

The Curse of the Vertical Video.

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iPhone Addiction is Now Recognized as a Legitimate Disorder.

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