White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

"When I get angry or inappropriate with the press, the collar delivers 4500 volts directly to my neck. Questions?”
Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

“I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered. Sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays."
Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Melania Still Working Up To Starting Her First 100 Days

Sources say she's made a substantial effort to get "within even a 100-mile radius of her husband," but things seem to keep popping up.
Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

“She will be living at the White House, right? My taxes won’t be paying to guard some penthouse in Dubrovnik, will they?”
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."