Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech
April 16, 2017
The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.
Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale
April 12, 2017
"What do trees do for us? Nothing. It's time we remind the Earth that it works for us. And if it doesn't like it, it can go take a hike."
33 Funny Donald Trump Memes That Make 2020 Not Seem So Far
April 7, 2017
While we might all be suffering, at least we can suffer while laughing by enjoying these thirty-three hilarious memes about Donald Trump.
White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight
April 6, 2017
"He's looking up female staffer’s skirts, drinking, smoking cigars...it’s like having Bill Clinton in the White House all over again!”
Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever
March 31, 2017
“I pray every night that on April 1st, Ashton Kutcher is going to crash one of Sean Spicer’s press briefings and announce a Punk'd reboot."
HGTV To Hold Border Wall Design Contest
March 20, 2017
The winning team will receive $100,000 in cash, a 2017 Ford Fiesta, and the ability to have their dream for a 1,900 mile wall actualized.
Trump Promises To Get Pence Laid During Crazy Spring Break At Mar-a-Lago
March 15, 2017
The VP nearly had relations in a hot tub with a hyper-sexual foreign woman named Melania, but it was Karen he truly wanted all along.