Trump Teaches Boy Scouts Perseverance With Story About Convincing A Reluctant Playboy Playmate To Take It Up The Ass

Trump Teaches Boy Scouts Perseverance With Story About Convincing A Reluctant Playboy Playmate To Take It Up The Ass

"Art of the Deal. That's all I'll say. Use your imagination."
Trump On Putin, Duterte, Hussein: “I Guess I Have a Bad Boy Thing”

Trump On Putin, Duterte, Hussein: “I Guess I Have a Bad Boy Thing”

During a recent brunch, President Trump was left speechless after it was suggested that he might have a thing for "bad boys."
Trump Waiting To See If Next Shooter Dark Enough To Tweet About

Trump Waiting To See If Next Shooter Dark Enough To Tweet About

"Even a name can go a long way. Something with a lot of vowels smashed together is a good indicator that he should send a tweet ASAP.”
White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

"When I get angry or inappropriate with the press, the collar delivers 4500 volts directly to my neck. Questions?”
Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

“I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered. Sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays."