Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife
May 26, 2017
“She will be living at the White House, right? My taxes won’t be paying to guard some penthouse in Dubrovnik, will they?”
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters
May 21, 2017
"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."
White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program
May 16, 2017
The Trump administration has taken steps to phase out Michelle Obama's "Mandatory Abortion of All White Christian Babies" program.
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo
May 2, 2017
Cheers rose to deafening levels as Donald Trump announced the new name of the beloved holiday: “Just The Fifth of May.”
Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech
April 16, 2017
The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.
Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale
April 12, 2017
"What do trees do for us? Nothing. It's time we remind the Earth that it works for us. And if it doesn't like it, it can go take a hike."
33 Funny Donald Trump Memes That Make 2020 Not Seem So Far
April 7, 2017
While we might all be suffering, at least we can suffer while laughing by enjoying these thirty-three hilarious memes about Donald Trump.