Trump On Putin, Duterte, Hussein: “I Guess I Have a Bad Boy Thing”

Trump On Putin, Duterte, Hussein: “I Guess I Have a Bad Boy Thing”

During a recent brunch, President Trump was left speechless after it was suggested that he might have a thing for "bad boys."
Trump Continues Assault On Media With 2 Girls 1 Cup Video Featuring CNN Logo On Cup

Trump Continues Assault On Media With 2 Girls 1 Cup Video Featuring CNN Logo On Cup

"If CNN is going to crap on the White House administration, then the President has every right to take a Cleveland Steamer on Jake Tapper’s chest."
White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

White House Forces Sean Spicer To Wear Shock Collar During Press Briefings

"When I get angry or inappropriate with the press, the collar delivers 4500 volts directly to my neck. Questions?”
Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

“I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered. Sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays."
White House Press Release Written On Back of Nuclear Codes

White House Press Release Written On Back of Nuclear Codes

“We have in no way jeopardized Americans,” President Trump stated in another press release written in crayon on the back of an Arby’s napkin.