Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

Trump Returns From First Presidential Tour With Souvenirs, New Wife

“She will be living at the White House, right? My taxes won’t be paying to guard some penthouse in Dubrovnik, will they?”
Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

Trump Turns Attention To Lannisters

"We’re done with Syria. Syria’s not so bad. I’ve always liked Syria. Syria is terrific. We need to focus on King’s Landing."
Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

Trump Says He Would Have Risen “From That Cave In Two Days, Tops” In Easter Speech

The President seemed unimpressed with Christ on every level, going so far as to say His crucifixion was due to His own inability to lead.
Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

Trump Announces Big Plans For “Earth Day” Finale

"What do trees do for us? Nothing. It's time we remind the Earth that it works for us. And if it doesn't like it, it can go take a hike."
33 Funny Donald Trump Memes That Make 2020 Not Seem So Far

33 Funny Donald Trump Memes That Make 2020 Not Seem So Far

While we might all be suffering, at least we can suffer while laughing by enjoying these thirty-three hilarious memes about Donald Trump.