Admit it, we’ve all picked up a pair of┬ádrum sticks and dreamed about forming a band at some point. The boys would come over and play Journey covers until your mom kicked them out when the meatloaf was ready. What would set you guys apart from all the other garage bands? Your rad name, of course, like Zombie Acne. Or maybe it should be The Frozen Kneecaps. Raspberry Doorknob?

Thank you Mashable and these other terrible band names for joining our band, The Runts. For more terribly named things, also check out new snack flavors even worse than gas station sushi and funny names that are unfortunately real.

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