The Hypocritical World Of Hipster Barista

Ah, the Hipster Barista, a constant fixture of contemporary life. A close relative of Hipster Cat, the tattooed suburbanite that despite a life in the service industry, makes sure to tell you that you’re the sell-out wage slave. And so the Hipster Barista meme was born:

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Comments

Nickie

Funny thing is, at a little coffee place I went to, the barista looks like this.

But, he prefers to be called a “Bro-ista”. Hahaha.
B-girl

I think the last one is my favorite; though I am used to laughing at the neo-hippie, vegan, PETA members who wear Birkenstocks.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644260128 Lee Franklin McVay

Right after we shoot that hog from our plane, we’re going after this dude and his silk scarve!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Horatio-Postlethwaite/708670651 Horatio Postlethwaite

The scary thing here is that this guy is actually real.
TeachmehowtoDouglas

I know him.
- Jerky
  
  tell us more!
- Kbo578
  
  In the Biblical sense?
pattyb

He works at a Starbucks in Houston.
Walt Disney

Damn starbucks jews
red_dragon132

I have never seen one in the wild. Is there habitat west coast They must not be in the SW USA or could it be *Gasp* I am one! *runs in fear screaming*
Renee18c

A complete, and undeniable idiot.
Angilius

It’s true, we do it like that in Europe. You know, because our weed doesn’t suck.
- Your Mother
  
  neither does ours. Mexico’s weed sucks.
- Llol
  
  it’s true. it’s rare if we dont mix xD
  - Fiore R07
    
    you havent been on peru… american weed sucks
    - Weemann45
      
      Peru weed taste like homeless man’s ass hairs.
      - ankah
        
        have you ever tried ?
- burninman
  
  europes weed is far inferior to cali and colorado grown buds. even the weed in amsterdam doesnt match up to cali and colorado medical
  - Barrewgergherherth
    
    clearly you haven’t been to holland
    - TerdFERGERSON
      
      yes i have. colorado and cali all day, son.
  - No
    
    you clearly havn’t had anything from Canada
  - Zaphod
    
    Maine grown big sticky buds are are a joy on our planet.
  - mariodoesshrooms
    
    it doesn’t matter where you get your green from with a half decent hydroponic set up and lights you can make super skunk in a few generations from your garden shed
    - Johndylanistheshit
      
      All you guys need research, What the fuck is this shit.
  - THCritic
    
    This is factual, the Hydroponics in California have been shown to contain the highest concentrations of THC anywhere in the world. Anyone one saying otherwise has only experienced their own local weed and feels like pretending they know something.
    - Greatunclewoody
      
      i would like to know where you get your information because i do know some things concerning the cannabis plant and location on the planet has very little to do with the quality of indoor plants…outdoor is a different story.
      if an experienced grower has good quality seed stock, understands the effect of uv light on resin glands and can tell the difference between an f1 and an f5 the quality will be high.
      not to knock cannabis grown in california, their are many very good growers in that state but if your information where factual than the winner of the various cannabis awards across the planet would be dominated by cali growers/strains…which they are not.
      also read up on your cannabinoids because thc is only one of the 5 major ones
      - Tyson
        
        the only thing worse than an entitled hipster? Someone who smokes weed and its all they talk about.
    - Tyson
      
      It’s times like these that I wish there was a Don’t Like button. The only thing worse than hipsters are people who constantly talk about weed.
      - Danny
        
        Couldn’t agree more, and I smoke it.
      - Korgull
        
        Yeah. Everyone knows weed is a little kid’s drug. They need to grow up and do cocaine or something. Pansies.
      - Annoyed
        
        Go away, you’re annoying.
    - The Internet Police
      
      Dude – nothing special about Cali hydroponic – hydro can be grown anywhere in the world, and is down to the skill of the grower, not the location.
      
      And higher THC does NOT mean better weed (not always, anyway)
      - dd
        
        More about weed than hipsters in this thread
  - guatemalan
    
    Guatemala’s weed grown in lake atitlan is the best weed in the planet. Ask anybody who has tried it
- Xvrwashington
  
  you clearly have never been to california good sir. i apologize on behalf of whoever told you bud was better in europe. desiring to add tobacco would be further proof of my assertion that we smoke higher quality medicine here…buy your weed from a store bro
  - mariodoesshrooms
    
    we use tobacco so so it burns evenly
    - Phil E. Drifter
      
      …because you don’t know how to roll a f*cking joint. I’ve never needed to add anything to my joints, they burn evenly on their own.
      - a redneck
        
        its called a spliff dip shits the THC opens up the capillaries and giving you a more intense tobacco buzz than if you weren’t high. It’s strictly a preference.
      - Sullyfubar
        
        I’t called a comma, dip shit.
      - Anon
        
        It’s called grammar, dip shit.
      - Tyson
        
        You guys need to get out of your parents basements and get jobs. you’re as bad as the hipsters
      - Melanie
        
        Tyson, all you seem to do is comment on how every single person on this board is worse than hipsters. I wouldn’t get too smug.
      - Bloody Hippies
        
        It’s just a preference dude. It also burns slower.
  - Johndylanistheshit
    
    It’s is actually proven that the buds grown in cali are the strongest. I dont know much about growing whatsoever, but its something about how the ground takes to it and the environment and such.
    - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=520156274 facebook-520156274
      
      Guess that’s why Cali is full of brain dead retards
- Phil E. Drifter
  
  Your weed doesn’t suck, you do. Dicks. You suck dicks.
  
  Rolling tobacco into joints is supposed to ‘help them burn evenly,’ ‘give you cancer.’
  - Phil E. Drifter
    
    we reserve the right to kill ourselves slowly in whatever way we see fit. You Sir are a smoking fascist. That’s right…you are the Hitler of getting high, and when you get the munchies you probably chow down on little children’s dreams. You also probably idolize Axl Rose. Nuff said.
  - Tyson
    
    I thought weed was supposed to calm you down. you all are the most hostile potheads I’ve ever seen
- Kristov
  
  Everyone says their weed is the best. I tend to agree.
- Sap7w2
  
  Please man. All of the great strains are hybrids or strains started in Northern California.
- Flynn
  
  i live in europe and have visited cali…..their weed is faaaaaar faaaaaaaaaaar better
- john digmeme
  
  But that doesn’t make sense… If your weed doesn’t suck, why are you destroying it/making it better with chemical covered tobacco?
- Kenton
  
  I havebeen growing weed for 30 years on my own land, and maybe 10 years before that. Anyone who puts chemically grown brown crap in their joints is a moron. You are only doing it to mask the awful taste of your bud. California weed is the best weed in the world, believe me. Australia is 2nd and the Middle East is 3rd. Thats outdoor pot. Now, the indo game is totally dependent on the grower, not the location. So technically California should be the best in that department to since everyone in the whole state grows pot or has a son that does. We’ve had medical for 17 years now. Thats a long time to learn to grow pot. We also have the Emerald Triangle, where my land is located. Tobbacco in a joint? GROSS. TOBACCO IS FOR NEGROS AND WIGGERS. Heal your body, don’t kill it. Vape-Cannibis.
  - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=520156274 facebook-520156274
    
    You seriously think smoking weed heals your body? Enjoy your lung cancer, idiot.
Ralphwinslow_1

you guys pulled this pick from one of the best coffee shops in atlanta – octane coffee – that makes you the jerk
YOU

This guy is definitely from Portland, OR haha
- Ikaruss7
  
  Man it was so funny because I was sitting in a coffee shop here in Portland and laughed so hard because the guy in the picture looked just like the dude behind the counter that just served me.
  
  This picture was definitely taken in Portland.
  - Guest
    
    nope, his name is Dustin works at Octane Coffee in Atlanta
nzstonah

Wow people really dont know the best way to smoke pot. thats said.
Weallknowwhotoblame

bare crease!
http://www.davidbatterson.com David Batterson

I don’t know what to say! Should I put a quarter in his tip jar and wish him luck?
cammmy

The tobacco part is true though, about Europe…
blahalala

lols apart from the tobacco in weed thing, its worldwide and if you have never had to use tobacco then your weed is pretty shit (and probably full of seeds, lol) .. It is best to think on weed as as you would alcohol hehe, like you would never water down beer(cheapshit weed) and smoking a raw joint without tolerance of decent weed is similar to drinking a litre of vodka straight from the bottle and spending the whole night puking .. again like alcohol heh, you have to watch what you serve to other people. Like at my worst I was using multiple kinds of weed as tobacco for hash joints since my tollerance was so high hehe, once made a rasta in jamaica whitey, lol.. have made alot of people whitey on just a few tokes from whatever concoction i happen to be smoking, its not fun.. like besides feeling like an asshole, you have to put up with people talking about how amazing cereal is for hours, or going to burger king in car and m8 starts swerging all over the road since they think person behind them is throwing bananna peals, lol.. wish that was made up but iv been the passenger seat person twice back in the day when that has happened, 2 diff people, lol.. damn weed and mario kart 64 .. guess this is not so much a warning as a be conciderate to other peoples tollerances message hehe, if only 1 stoner reads this and thinks twice be4 handing over spliff, job well done also heh, if you do find yourself smoking insane amounts of weed and not feeling the effect, from years of experience my advice is to just stop.. the comedown is hard, mebbe a week or 2 depending on how much you smoke .. so worth it, coming out of a weed induced fog after months is like i dunno, brain just works alot faster .. hard to explain hehe, also if you wait a few months then even watered down cheapshit weed will make you more stoned than you have ever been as a constant smoker hehe.. lesson over i guess
- …
  
  tl;dr
- getoverit
  
  i dont put tobacco in my joints,blunts, pipe , or bong….not cuz its crap but because the weed here in northern california is the awsome. I wouldnt want to ruin a good thing.
  - …
    
    if it was that good it would be unsmokeable on its own – dont know what you are talking about
- Rich
  
  Dude, I agree with your first part on watering down, but at the end you start talking about a comedown? I have been smoking anything from a que a week to an ounce a week over the last 10 years of my life, at the moment I only smoke 1/8 per week which is good as I am trying to cut down! There is no comedown from weed, you get munchies (well I used to a few years ago anyway) and then fall to sleep. The next morning you wake up feeling right as rain. I can only assume that you have mixed up your terms and actually meant that the withdrawal is hard (not comedown). When I haven’t had a smoke I find it hard to sleep and on the third day I have really vivid dreams and wake in a cold sweat. although I have found that when I am smoking I don’t dream at all.
  - george
    
    that’s hilarious. the third day dreams are my favorite part about not smoking, and the lack of dreams is mt least favorite part of smoking… it always takes three days for my dreams to comeback, some of my favorites are when i get shot or stabbed or something and i crawl back to my bed and wait to die, then i wake up without realizing it and it take a minute or two realize i’m not about to die… but on the other hand i’m not getting high. stupid ass random drug testing job well semi random i can smoke for about a month after it happens then 2 months of to prepare for the next one….wow like 3 tangents and i haven’t been stoned for months
    - DN
      
      Looks like it’s doing a good job on your brains.
      - Adm2595
        
        why do you have to be an asshole to strangers?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Aleina-Mamun/100001429416224 Aleina Mamun

It makes a great sense.Nice post.
http://goo.gl/OPmQY
queen spider

Obviously no one is high here right now. All of your weeds sucks apparently. You sound just like Atheists and Christians. Just smoke and be happy.
- Laughing__Man
  
  Get a salaried job, then smoke and be happy.
  In that order.
- Johndylanistheshit
  
  Yeah because we’ve all found that one plant that we smoke once and will keep us high for the rest of our life.. LOL. Just because you think someone isnt high doesnt mean their weed sucks, No weed high last forever. and if thats what you got, Hook a bitch up!!!! LOL
scarecrow

obviously we all smoke good weed. who gives a fuck and smoke another one
Lizard

they should make one that says “totally broke” then “has $100.000 trust fund”
Techrep

This guy must be short a few briks in his castle.
Techrep

What have we got here, a bunch of hop head goof balls?
Techrep

What have we got here, a bunch of goofball hop heads?
http://www.quirkins.com Mark

Ye olde Medieval literature for thou win.
- GRAMMARNAZI
  
  You know that “thou” means “you” right?
ro

i smoke my skin flakes. clearly you have never smoked my skin flakes. with my constant meth habit it gets me higher than all you. dont even say that your skin flakes are better than mine, CAUSE BC SKIN FLAKES ON A STEADY METH DIET IS KING OF INTOXICATION. aka stfu, you all sound like the guy in the pictures.
Pluv

german here, never used tobaco with my weed, but i also dont buy it off the streets, i have good stuff
Bob

Is it just me or does that look like a hipster version of Joshua Jackson…??
joey

hahahaha love it!
connie

whoever took the time and effort to make all these obviously has a massive chip on their shoulder. lolz
- DN
  
  Or is funny.
Nisha_014

Dude, there’s good weed everywhere just like there’s not so great weed everywhere. So stop hatin’ and just go smoke a bowl.
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http://profiles.google.com/kyds3k Adam Darby

clearly you haven’t been to Golgafrincham.
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anon

Animals should have same rights as humans … Fetus should have no rights.
Bill

how about:

VEGAN BECAUSE IT’S HEALTHY

GETS BLACKED OUT DRUNK EVERY WEEKEND
- bird
  
  Sounds like my sister….
  
  Vegetarian because meat is bad for the environmentThrows cigarette butts out the window and drives an SUV.
all assholes

obviously you have never been to Muncie, Indiana
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Yhoisduhgeshg

i love my life as a dick head
awesome

the fact that you’re all posting about your drug use is pathetic… but i am sure the police who troll these sites are having a giggle. *sigh*
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Nuria Palau

está geneeal. amo esta página y al tipo hipster. yo también soy hipster.
Arch3r

Look at all of these people arguing about who’s weed is the best. Smoke and be happy my brethren.
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Tyson

For the love of god, arent there message boards specifically for potheads that we can throw all these burnouts to?
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JNA47ALTPH6QCI7CPSL2JUQ2FQ Cooper

Clearly you’ve not been to Singapore.
Otto Indiana

It’s not about the THC, because there’s always more chron, but it’s about whether it’s nice.
Nick Harris

Antarctica weed bro….its fuckin’ happenin’
http://www.facebook.com/people/Envee-Sins/100001940315090 Envee Sins

lol…. such a stereotype
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSQg1i_q2g Randy Marsh

Clearly no one here’s been to Montevideo. Weed from there will F your ass UP!

(time for an angry weed guy meme)