I know how most of you feel about aging: it’s disgusting. While that may technically be true, for me, that stuff is just a number, not a limit! I’ve done a lot of maturing in my short, still totally fuckable 34 years alive on Earth, and now that pretty much everyone in the entire NFL, NBA, and whatever the hockey one is called are younger than me, I’ve learned that the true secret to contentment is letting go of my attachment to a youth-oriented society. Instead, I redirect my focus on the few celebrities who are older than myself.

Here are just ten of the probably seventy billion celebrities older than me, a 34 year-old woman for whom age is just a number:

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