Christopher Columbus got lost, discovered something that was already discovered, and then started a genocide. Yet schools and post offices still close in honor of him. What can we do about this? Make Columbus Day Tweets so funny that they steal the holiday right back from that Italian with a terrible sense of direction, literally and ethically:
Thank you Buzzfeed for sailing the ocean blue with us. Continue fighting the good fight by looking at Joel Osteen memes that do not need any public shaming to do their Christian duty and Donald Trump memes that make 2020 seem not so far away.