You’re beautiful inside and out. And when we say you’re beautiful we really mean your butt is beautiful. It’s reliable, like you are–sturdy too. It gives us comfort when we need it most, and joy when the whole world seems dark. It gives us hope when all seems lost. Thanks for always being there, Mom, and for always having an awesome butt.
We love you, Mom, and we love your butt.
Happy Mother’s Day
If you enjoyed this tribute to moms we’d like to friend, you’ll never guess what happened when we gave a drunk girl a GoPro.