17. Professional dancers spell “breathe” like “breath.” You know nothing about the dance world.
18. They feed the elephant children, too.
19. “I didn’t vote for Trump, but he has some really neat ideas!” -@realDonaldTrump
20. Does him not reading the book make him special?
21. The best way to get in shape is to give up.
22. My Christmas gift to you is the amount of attention I’m gonna get on the internet.
23. Probably a bedbug, or a ghost.
24.”I just got out of the shower”
