For most normally functioning parents, a Honey Boo Boo-esque dress-up session only happens once a year at the tail end of October. But even some of these Halloween costumes make Mrs. Boo Boo seem relatively normal:
This kid’s parents are always last in the carpool line.
“Why couldn’t I just be one of the Avengers?”
At least they love the kid enough not to wrap it in Taco Bell wax paper?
This gives new meaning to Hitler Youth.
This guy’s seeing red.
Hopefully the butt implants didn’t come with the costume.
Not your average white meat.
Finally, the ‘lil’ title makes sense.
This is what you should let your child wear to school for costume day if you want him or her to spend Friday afternoons in the child counselor’s office.
How worldly these white parents must feel.
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Aiming for Prince, hitting baby guido.
“Up’s” Russell IRL. Let’s hope his weight doesn’t go too much further in that direction.
The joys of American jingoism know no boundaries.
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