Texting your ex is a waste of your fleeting life, so why not text your existentialist instead? An ex will make you pine for love; an existentialist reminds you that love isn’t real, and neither is God. An ex will break your heart; an existentialist will break your sense of reality and sanity. Suffering is inevitable either way, so why let a human hurt you when you can let the weight of consciousness devastate you instead?
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